{"id":746,"date":"2017-02-20T20:11:38","date_gmt":"2017-02-20T19:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.philix.be\/blog\/?p=746"},"modified":"2019-07-23T11:19:56","modified_gmt":"2019-07-23T09:19:56","slug":"moines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.philix.be\/blog\/2017\/02\/20\/moines\/","title":{"rendered":"Moines ? Mais o\u00f9 est donc la Chauss\u00e9e aux moines ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>J&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 la chauss\u00e9e aux moines !<\/h2>\n<p>La chauss\u00e9e aux moines\u00a0se cache dans un coin recul\u00e9 de Lorraine.<br \/>\nTr\u00e8s jolie, bord\u00e9e de statues repr\u00e9sentant des Chats Pelles qui se creusent les m\u00e9ninges.<br \/>\nMais ce n\u2019est pas l\u00e0 le plus curieux !<br \/>\nEn effet, les pointill\u00e9s blancs s\u00e9parant les voix imp\u00e9n\u00e9trables du b\u00e9ton routier sont remplac\u00e9s par \u2026 des moines ! Gare au d\u00e9passement car si vous renversez un moine (le P\u00e8re Cut\u00e9 par exemple, 15 \u00e8me moine en venant du Nord) c\u2019est l\u2019amende religieuse assur\u00e9e :<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n\u2014 M\u2019frez dix Pav\u00e9s et trois Parterre !<br \/>\nSi en plus vous l\u2019avez tu\u00e9, vous pouvez faire une croix sur votre permis !<br \/>\nPrudence donc et profitez de votre passage pour faire un arr\u00eat \u00e0 mi-chemin dans un joli petit autel o\u00f9 vous pourrez d\u00e9guster une d\u00e9licieuse tartine au beurre de missel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">PS : ne cherchez pas ou s\u2019est fourr\u00e9e l\u2019abbesse <span class=\"_47e3 _5mfr\" title=\"\u00e9motic\u00f4ne wink\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"img\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/images\/emoji.php\/v7\/f57\/1\/16\/1f609.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 la chauss\u00e9e aux moines ! 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En effet, les pointill\u00e9s blancs s\u00e9parant les voix imp\u00e9n\u00e9trables du b\u00e9ton routier sont remplac\u00e9s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour-fr","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Moines ? 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